Monday, 9 July 2012

TOOLisa's Album Will Be 'Urban'


TOOLisa of X Factor and N'Dubz fame has revealled her new album will be an urban album.  I was neither shocked nor interested to find this out.  She states, 'people forget I came from N'Dubz and the album is urban, I'm an urban artist.  Yes I did the pop/Ibiza track but that's because I'm an Ibiza baby but all in all it's an urban album'. 

The self proclaimed 'female boss' not only needs to learn how to sing but also how to express herself properly.  And an Ibiza baby?  Was she conceived there?  God only knows, but I don't care enough to ask.  No doubt the next single Live It Up will chart well as anyone on X Factor seems to shift records but it will also no doubt be auto tuned to an inch of it's life and for all intents and purposes be shit.  Her equally shit album is due 'sometime in November' just in time for the X Factor cash in.  Good work girl!

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